Tuesday, May 16, 2006
By John McMullen
You have to hand it to him...Terrell Owens is good at what he does.
No, I'm not talking about catching footballs...That's T.O.'s hobby.
His real passion is destroying things.
I've said it before....Owens is "Leon" from those Budweiser commercials come to life. He is simply the most selfish teammate in the history of professional sports.
And that covers some serious ground since, last I looked, Major League Baseball was still going strong and guys like Alex Rodriguez and Ken Griffey, Jr. are always at the ready to ruin a franchise in a single bound.
But, Owens is a breed apart.....He can poison a team from halfway across the country.
Yep, poor Donovan McNabb can't forget about Owens and he showed up at mini-camp crying like the wimpy kid in kindergarten.
Oh sure, the tears weren't overt. It was the kind of passive aggressive stuff that women have evoked into an art form.
Sporting a T-shirt that read -- "If you can't trust your family, who can you trust?" -- McNabb seemed to be challenging and threatening his teammates at the same time.
Yet, the politically correct members of my brethren still want you to believe that McNabb is a smart guy .
Smart people don't act like he does and they also don't throw balls directly to Roy Williams. Nope, it's time to be honest and dig up those Wonderlic scores and question the veracity of that orange-tinted degree.
The uber-sensitive McNabb just keeps droning on and on about being treated unfairly by the entire world and he is losing his locker room. When 19 Eagles actually attended a party thrown by the suspended Owens in Atlantic City last season , it was a direct slap in the face to the Chunky Soup star.
Why would a group of Eagles defend a cancer like Owens with their actions?
It's simple...Because football players don't like female dogs! (Don't make me say the word)
The sane of us know, the only black on black crime in this entire saga is what Donovan has done to himself.
And with that in mind, I would like encourage Mr. McNabb to finally seek the professional help he so desperately needs.
I think Dr. Phil is on UPN 57 at 10:00 p.m.
-You can reach John McMullen at Jmcmullen1@comcast.net